• Unfortunately, we had to fire Shannen. 
• Thanks to this week's Patreon supporter, Lix!
• We've been spelling it Geoff, but it's actually Geoff with a W - but not where you'd expect!
• Phoenix Register: everyone's saying Fantastic Beasts is over, but what did Zaslav actually say?
• If we do get two more movies, there's gonna be some big time jumps.
• Owl Post: who should be the new face of the Wizarding World franchise? 
• Seems like the people just want Newtina.
• As of the date of episode release, Rishi Sunak is still the PM of England.
• "When am I not referring to Disney Descendants?"
• Theseus is Zordon.
• Main Discussion: Scenes 41 - 44 of the screenplay 
• How secret can something be if you have to fill out a form to visit?
• Jacob ponders the meaning of Dumbledore's words, and so do we.
• "He's an enigma wrapped in a lie wrapped in trauma wrapped in a pumpkin pasty."
• Amy is bringing back hats.
• Bunty is just as irresponsible as Newt when it comes to tiny, winged creatures.
• Ann reviews Harry Potter: Magic at Play!
• Carolyn's article is here 
• The occamy was in a Macy's … Magic at Play is in a Macy's… there has to be a connection!
• Is a dragon skeleton in a mall THAT big of an ask?
• Oliver Wood is so disappointed in Ann right now.
• We found out what happened to Newt 😳
• Podcast Question: how do you think Dumbledore's pocketwatch showing a vision of Credence works?

• Welcome back to Liz from our social media team!
• Thanks to this week's Patreon supporter, Adrien C.!
• Phoenix Register: Ann's salty!
• Variety: David Zaslav Open to Deal with J.K. Rowling for More Harry Potter Content
• Time really has become meaningless. 
• There's nothing actively in development for the Wizarding World at Warner Brothers - what does this mean for Fantastic Beasts?
• Owl Post: Owl-bert (aka Albert from the Wizarding World Podcast) writes and asks us who we'd like to see running the Wizarding World franchise.
• Fun fact: math wasn't invented until 2009
• Amy should do it if we're all being honest with ourselves.
• Main Discussion: Scenes 37 - 41 of the screenplay 
• Credence is a Millennial, confirmed.
• We try to figure out how Divination works. 
• "Haven't seen any stray hotties around here, bye."
• Jacob's back must be sore from carrying this movie.
• Dumbledore definitely sneaks vapes to Hogwarts students. 
• Time-Turner: Mirrors and magic!
• We also offer useful hotel safety tips on how to avoid ghosts and ninjas.
• John Dee's obsidian mirror (image courtesy of Wikipedia)
• Someone please help Liz spiritually cleanse herself. 

Podcast Question: Who would you like to see as "the new face" of the Wizarding World branch of WB?