Episode 143: Desperate Times Call For Desperate Housewives

• Shannen is having prophetic dreams.
• Thanks to our Patreon supporter of the week, Colleen S.!
• Phoenix Register: Release date update! It’s … a lot!
• We have our first official still from Secrets of Dumbledore.
• Why does Theseus have a lantern??
• Welcome Promptly Potter to the MuggleNet podcast family! Check it out – you might catch some familiar voices amongst the hosts.
• Owl Post: our Common Room denizens reflect on the role of the qirin.
• Wait, the Desperate Housewives are making a cameo too?
• Geoff can’t be Mads Mikkelsen.
• Main Discussion: The International Confederation of Wizards
• “Okay, guys, we’re all gonna agree not to commit war crimes.”
• Grindlewald’s managing to pull some serious “not getting arrested” strings.
• The French love trolls.
• The greatest crime is not texting back.
• Quidditch would be great if it weren’t for the spectators.
• Are they really just called the wizard police?
• Battle of the Beasts: Geoff! vs! Shannen!
• This has all been an adorable misunderstanding.

Podcast question: Do you think the International Statute of Secrecy is worth protecting or should it be dissolved?